STG Sing-Along: The 12 Days of Boston College Christmas

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Sing along, everyone — it’s time for “The Twelve Days of Boston College Christmas!”

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On the first day of Christmas, our AD gave to me:
A linebacker named Kuechly!

On the second day of Christmas, our AD gave to me:
Two Groupon tickets
And a linebacker named Kuechly!

On the third day of Christmas, our AD gave to me:
Three third-rate bowl games
Two Groupon tickets
And a linebacker named Kuechly!

On the fourth day of Christmas, our AD gave to me:
Four offense coaches
Three third-rate bowl games
Two Groupon tickets
And a linebacker named Kuechly!

On the fifth day of Christmas, our AD gave to me:
Five yards per game!
Four offense coaches
Three third-rate bowl games
Two Groupon tickets
And a linebacker named Kuechly!

On the sixth day of Christmas, our AD gave to me:
Six wins a season
Five yards per game!
Four offense coaches
Three third-rate bowl games
Two Groupon tickets
And a linebacker named Kuechly!

On the seventh day of Christmas, our AD gave to me:
Seven halftime kneels
Six wins a season
Five yards per game!
Four offense coaches
Three third-rate bowl games
Two Groupon tickets
And a linebacker named Kuechly!

On the eighth day of Christmas, our AD gave to me:
Eight new excuses
Seven halftime kneels
Six wins a season
Five yards per game!
Four offense coaches
Three third-rate bowl games
Two Groupon tickets
And a linebacker named Kuechly!

On the ninth day of Christmas, our AD gave to me:
Nine first-down draw plays
Eight new excuses
Seven halftime kneels
Six wins a season
Five yards per game!
Four offense coaches
Three third-rate bowl games
Two Groupon tickets
And a linebacker named Kuechly!

On the tenth day of Christmas, our AD gave to me:
Ten-minute tailgates
Nine first-down draw plays
Eight new excuses
Seven halftime kneels
Six wins a season
Five yards per game!
Four offense coaches
Three third-rate bowl games
Two Groupon tickets
And a linebacker named Kuechly!

On the eleventh day of Christmas, our AD gave to me:
Eleven Blaudschun pieces
Ten-minute tailgates
Nine first-down draw plays
Eight new excuses
Seven halftime kneels
Six wins a season
Five yards per game!
Four offense coaches
Three third-rate bowl games
Two Groupon tickets
And a linebacker named Kuechly!

On the twelfth day of Christmas, our AD gave to me:
Twelve Flynn Fund e-mails
Eleven Blaudschun pieces
Ten-minute tailgates
Nine first-down draw plays
Eight new excuses
Seven halftime kneels
Six wins a season
Five yards per game!
Four offense coaches
Three third-rate bowl games
Two Groupon tickets
And a linebacker named Kuechly!

Merry Christmas, Boston College!